Imagine the heavy food trolleys jumping into the air


please keep your seat belt fastened when seated,
even if the seat-belt light is not illuminated.
This is to protect you from the risk of clear-air turbulence,
a rare but extremely nasty form of disturbance that can
cause severe injury.

Imagine the heavy food trolleys jumping into the air and
bashing into the overhead lockers,
and you will have some idea of how nasty it can be.

We don’t want to scare you.

Still, keep that seat belt fastened all the same.

Cabin crew, please make sure we have remembered to close the doors. Sorry, I mean: ‘Doors to automatic and cross-check’.

Thank you for flying Veritas.”

Wittily written! The article from The Economist.

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